G.O.A.T

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The G.O.A.T Exam is taken during the Future Imperfect quest, it stands for Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test. The G.O.A.T is used to assess which career path the Vault resident will take at the age of 16. Each question poses an imaginary situation with four possible outcomes. There are 10 questions each with 4 answers, each answer is related to a skill, one point will be added to each skill that's related to your answer. At the end of the exam the 3 most picked skills will become your tag skills which will add 15 points to each.

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[edit] Questions and Answers

Questions and answers can be found here, keep the skill outcomes for each one in mind when designing your character.

[edit] Question 1

You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What do you say?

[edit] Answers

  • A
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science Skill
  • B
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Speech skill
  • C
Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on blowing up the vault. - Melee Weapons Skill
  • D
Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant. - Sneak Skill

[edit] Question 2

While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

[edit] Answers

  • A
Amputate the foot before the infection spreads. - Melee Weapons Skill
  • B
Scream for help. - Speech skill
  • C
Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities. - Medicine Skill
  • D
Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads - Science Skill

[edit] Question 3

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's frightened and hungry, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

[edit] Answers

  • A
Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok. - Speech Skill
  • B
Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment. - Unarmed skill
  • C
Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate. - Sneak Skill
  • D
Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the Overseer. - Nothing

[edit] Question 4

Congratulations! You made one of the vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

[edit] Answers

  • A
Pitcher. - Explosives Skill
  • B
Catcher. - Big Guns skill
  • C
Designated Hitter. - Melee Weapons Skill
  • D
None, you wish the vault had a soccer team. - Unarmed Skill

[edit] Question 5

Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?

[edit] Answers

  • A
Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol. - Small Guns Skill
  • B
Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life. - Barter skill
  • C
Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss. - Big Guns Skill
  • D
Throw your tea in granny's face. - Explosives Skill

[edit] Question 6

Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

[edit] Answers

  • A
Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door. - Lockpick Skill
  • B
Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock. - Barter and Explosives skill
  • C
Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off. - Energy Weapons Skill
  • D
Just walk away and let the old coot rot. - Repair Skill

[edit] Question 7

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! Whats the best course of treatment?


[edit] Answers

  • A
Bullet to the brain. - Small Guns Skill
  • B
Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent. - Medicine skill
  • C
Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion? - Barter Skill
  • D
Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser. - Energy Weapons Skill

[edit] Question 8

A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?


[edit] Answers

  • A
Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions. - Barter Skill
  • B
Steal the comic book at gunpoint. - Small Guns skill
  • C
Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk - Sneak Skill
  • D
Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious. - Medicine Skill


[edit] Question 9

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and...


[edit] Answers

  • A
Loosen some bolts on the sink. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood. - Repair Skill
  • B
Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos. - Explosives skill
  • C
Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills. - Sneak Skill
  • D
Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it. - Lockpick Skill


[edit] Question 10

YWho is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have including our lives?


[edit] Answers

  • A
The Overseer.
  • B
The Overseer.
  • C
The Overseer.
  • D
The Overseer.


[edit] Results

[edit] Vault Chaplian

"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."


[edit] Laundry Cannon Operator

"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."


[edit] Pedicurist

"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person."


[edit] Vault Loyalty Inspector

"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"

[edit] Clinical Test Subject

"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."


[edit] Fry Cook

"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."


[edit] Jukebox Technician

"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."


[edit] Pip-Boy Programmer

"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."


[edit] Tattoo Artist

"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."


[edit] Shift Supervisor

"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."


[edit] Marriage Counselor

"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."


[edit] Little League Coach (Male)

"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."


[edit] Masseuse (Female)

"Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse."


[edit] Preset Outcomes

When speaking with Mr. Brotch, you are given an option to skip the G.O.A.T examination. Mr. Brotch will then create a fake test with the answers that reflect your interests. You will then be taken to the tag skill menu with three choices already selected. When speaking with Mr. Brotch, your options are:

You can also remove any of these tags and select your own skill sets.

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